July 29, 2014 4:08 am

Now I’m falling asleep
And she’s calling a cab
While he’s havin’ a smoke
And she’s takin’ a drag

Now they’re goin’ to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head

But she’s touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can’t look
It’s killing me
And taking control

Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr. Brightside

July 23, 2014 4:45 am

communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

(Source: communistbakery, via orgasm)

July 20, 2014 4:33 pm

dutchster:

*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*door says pull*

4:33 pm 4:33 pm

sploadygoat:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

playmygayheartstrings:

fuckinglesbian:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Red hot nickel dropped in water…

I just yelled THAT’S SO FASCINATING

As well you should because THAT IS SERIOUSLY SO FASCINATING

THAT IS THE CUTEST NOISE I HAVE EVER HEARD

it’s like a tiny magical girl transformation scene

(via dutchster)

4:30 pm

baddiebey:

When U feature Nicki Minaj on ya song and realize how borin ur verse sound in comparisonimage

(via toodopetoexist)

July 17, 2014 1:56 pm 1:53 pm

meladoodle:

i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery

(Source: meladoodle, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

1:51 pm

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin, via toodopetoexist)

1:10 am
poetessinthepit:

My type of band

poetessinthepit:

My type of band

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via dolphones)